Who Needs Sport Clips?

I needed a haircut, so I decided that Wednesday would be the day. I was going to go to the barber shop on campus because it is 30 seconds away from my dorm and apparently very cheap. However, the front door had a 'we're not coming back today' sign on it, so I had to walk to the night market to get a haircut. I went to the first place I could find that didn't look expensive, and there were only two or three people there. Here's how it went down...

They sat me down in one of the chairs and immediately brought me an ice cold glass bottle of Coca-Cola, repeatedly saying "no money, no money". +1 for the free drink. As I waited for my haircut to begin, I flipped through HBO, Showtime and ESPN on my personal TV. Then she came over and brought a magazine so I could show her what hip 'do I wanted. When I left, they gave me a handful of candy. Best part: less than $4.